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CRACK THE EGG.
LOSE YOUR MIND.

Welcome to your newest bad decision.

“Oh, you came for the chart?”

That's fucking adorable.

SENT AT 4:37 AM

“Just five more minutes.”

— You, six hours ago.READ. REGRETTED. REPEATED.

FIVE MINUTES,
MY ASS.

“Too much sauce?”

Baby, that's the
whole fucking point.

WARNING:
ZERO SHAME.

“Your last brain cell?”

I fired that bitch.

BAD DECISIONS ONLY.NO REFUNDS ON DIGNITY.

“We're so down bad.”

“Speak for yourself.”

“Shut up. Pass the EGG.”

NO BRAINS.
NO DIGNITY.

“Still staring, you filthy degen?”

Crack it already.

Zero self-control. Maximum EGG.

CANOT DROPPED. YET.

The address drops here. No mystery links.